Is Bain Capital hiring? If so, do I have a great girl for you.
A REAL ball buster.
Stay your distance, but say hello to Savannah “Bambam” Rios.
Accused TESTICLE PUNCHER.
Rios, a resident of Utah, 24, is facing several felony charges after a bizarre attack, last week, on a man she recently DATED.
The lunacy began after her ex confronted her for allegedly stealing his shit.
He told police that he went to meet with Rios at a Salt Lake City residence, where he “was lead to a back backroom” where she was seated on the bed.
Identified only by the initials “G.A.”—the victim said that Rios slapped him several times, pulled out a knife, and asked him, “You wanna die?”
(Sounds like MY last relationship)
Rios then ordered “G.A.” to remove his clothes. She then grabbed the man’s belt, “wrapped it around her hand, and hit him several times in the mother-fucking ‘BALLS.’”
At this point, I imagine the answer to her question was “Yes, I WANT TO DIE.”
After pleading for his life, the man told cops, Rios allowed him and his bruised balls to get dressed. She then directed him to drive to his home, where she allegedly forced him to give her a DVD player, camera, and phones.
Oh…and on the way to the residence, Rios stabbed “G.A” with the knife, police charged.
While at the man’s home, ”G.A” subsequently escaped and “ran for help at a nearby police station.”
Rios, who was still in the vehicle when cops arrived. She remains locked up in lieu of $100,000 bail.
Lesson here? Dating a girl named “BamBam”….never a good idea.
That said, she’ll do just fine at Bain.